On a scale of one to ten, with one being the lowest and ten being phenomenal, my productivity level today has hovered right at a negative eight—below slug level. As is my right as a citizen of the state of Florida on this pollen-dusted spring day, I’m blaming my lack of progress on seasonal allergies.



Okay, the antihistamine is kicking in, I’m not sneezing anymore, but now I can’t keep my eyes open.
Peace, and gesundheit, people!